The Republic of Absolute communism67 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.156 billion Absolute communism67ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism67ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,745 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Absolute communism67ian beaches, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Absolute communism67 flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism67's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Absolute communism67 is ranked 176,890^th in the world and 6,796^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 107.19 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.